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The following post is written by Gaby, BMTM’s resident surf expert: When you think of Bali do you think exquisite, crystal clear blue waters that merge perfectly onto pristine, white sandy beaches drifting endlessly along tropical coastlines? If you mention the name Indonesia anywhere in the world, you will more than likely excitedly be told about the incredible waves and off the beaten track roads that should be explored in this natural paradise. Bali is the perfect location for any adventurous soul hoping to learn to surf. As a young, female, South African surfer girl, the ocean has always been a huge part of my life. Last year, I  encountered a new romance at my local spot where I was working as a surf instructor, which led me to embark on an exciting new adventure by jet setting to Bali in order to join my man. Enjoying the equatorial bliss on an unforgettable surfing adventure is definitely a better option than enduring another European winter! 4 months later I’m still i

Bali’s line-ups are among the most crowded in the world. Everything from packed speedos to discarded noodle packages clog the waves. As easy as it is for a girl to get a drink at a bar in Kuta, it’s often not so easy to get waves. Luckily, ladies have myriad and sundry manipulations at their disposal to increase their wave count at every session. There is a passive aggressive and even aggressive aggressive tactic for most any situation and set-up to get More Than One’s Fair Share of Waves. The goal here is not Most Waves or All The Best Waves, just a high ratio based on your position in the pecking order. It’s not just about bikini sizes- this is next level. The first order of business is to establish a presence at your home break. The Girl Who Always Surfs the Ledge at Brawa or That Chick Who is Always Out at Skatepark. All you have to do is show up. I personally have deferred to a tiny Japanese charger in an intimidating Disney rashie and a buckled bucket hat just because sh